Songs for use in a Variety show or a Cabaret setting.

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Ballad of the Saga Louts

A Modern Metrosexual

Arthur Sullivan's celebrated patter song with a modern twist.

Two to Tango

The Government announced it was considering allowing the identity of sperm donors to be accessed by the resulting offspring.

Body Mess Index

Boozy Rhythm

Fat Cats

Altar of Avarice

Fixin’ My Mind

Beer Belly Busters

FTSE Index

The Gal from Chudleigh Knighton

Hot Flush

I Got Dandruff

Inspired by interesting comments in the personal ads column.

Jelly Fish Blues

Ode to my Liver

Portly Pam

Take It On The Chin