Comedy sketches

Looking for something different? Many of the following sketches would be suitable for a cabaret evening or variety show.

The Male/Female assigned roles are frequently flexible.

Arrivals

  • length 2 mins

  • cast 3M 2F

  • Passengers arriving at an airport and are met by drivers waiting to take them to their hotels.

Behind Every Great Man

  • length 3 mins

  • cast 1M 1F

  • William Wordsworth finds his sister a great source of inspiration whilst composing his next poem.

Careers Advice

  • length 6 mins

  • cast 1M 1F

  • A chap seeks career advice but gets more than he bargained for.

The Dance

  • length 1 mins

  • cast 1M 1M/F

  • A chap discovers the delights of dancing.

A Day in the Life Series - James McKinley interviews various local characters:

A Day on the Farm

  • length 8 mins

  • cast 1M 1M/F

  • Henry Gibbs, a farmer

A Day in the Workshop

  • length 8 mins

  • cast 2M

  • Sidney Bishop in his tool shed

A Day Down Under

  • length 5 mins

  • cast 2M

  • a pot-holer

A Day in the Field

  • length 7 mins

  • cast 2M

  • Arthur Beltham, a mole catcher

Eureka

  • length 9 mins

  • cast 6M 1F 1M/F

  • The Roman army invade Syracuse and are on the lookout for Archimedes.

Ev'ning All

  • length 4 mins

  • cast 1M 1F 1M/F

  • Clive is his way home after a night out with his wife and is stopped by a Policeman who seems more interested in what he's wearing than his driving.

Fit As a Fiddle

  • length 6 mins

  • cast 2M 1F

  • Beth and Daniel visit to make sure their father is continuing his unhealthily ways, but he has other plans.

A Giant Leap

  • length 6 mins

  • cast 1M F 2M/F

  • Neil Armstrong finds his first speech on landing on the moon is not so straightforward.

Hamlet

  • length 2 mins

  • cast 2M 2F

  • Hamlet is rather upset to find that his hair is falling out.

Hotline

  • length 8 mins

  • cast 2M 1F

  • Churchill is on the telephone to Eisenhower trying to persuade him to join the war effort.

The Hound of the Basket Cases

  • length 8 mins

  • cast 2M 1F

  • Sherlock Holmes on the moor investigating a murder.

If the Boot Fits

  • length 16 mins

  • cast 2M 4F

  • Private investigators are summoned to unravel a mystery. An odd take on the Cinderella story.

In Vino Veritas

  • length 6 mins

  • cast 1M 1F/M

  • Derek encounters his conscience.

Miss Turnpike's Last Stand

  • length 11 mins

  • cast 4M 3F

  • Members of the Town Guild have invited Daphne Turnpike, a retired teacher, to address their meeting but find she is rather over zealous in her defence of the correct use of the English language.

The Pedants' Revolt

  • length 14 mins

  • cast 3M 2F

  • A group of senior citizens take it upon themselves to correct an incorrect use of an apostrophe on a local sign.

Roll Up, Roll Up

  • length 5 mins

  • cast 2M 1F

  • A playwright is attempting to sell tickets for a forthcoming production.

Safe in Their Hands

  • length 12 mins

  • cast 1M F 5M/F

  • Sir Gory De-Ath is demonstrating his skills as a heart surgeon to two junior doctors who find his methods somewhat unconventional.

Sherlock's on the Case

  • length 4 mins

  • cast 2M 1F

  • Sherlock solves another case.

The Small Print

  • length 1 min

  • cast 1M 1F

  • The Virgin Mary attempts to put in an insurance claim.

Then There Were Two

  • length 15 min

  • cast 3M

  • Various potential beneficiaries have been summoned for the reading of Sir Monty’s will.

Steak House

  • length 4 mins

  • cast 2M

  • A diner finds his meal somewhat underwhelming.

The Tank

  • length 4 mins

  • cast 1M 1M/F

  • Gordon has installed a tank in his garden.

Two Old Boys

  • length 6 mins

  • cast 2M

  • Gerald and Walter share their experiences during the pandemic.

A Visit to the Chemist's

  • length 10 mins

  • cast 3M 3F

  • Mildred has some odd ideas about serving customers in the chemist's shop.

Who's Who

  • length 12 mins

  • cast 1M 1F

  • A young lady arrives to interview Lord Cuthbert Beasley with a view to updating his entry in Who's Who.

Social Skills

  • length 10 mins

  • cast 4M 4F

  • Muriel attempts to run a Social Skills Group in the local Citizens' Support Centre.